Like a word Stew

No one theme today, just a goulash of things from the start of the week (after a long day with the lad, this is all you’re getting, gentle readers).

Vignette: Dad comes around to the bathroom to see what the lad is doing while sitting on the potty for a while. He finds the lad vigorously pulling his wang away from his body. Dad asks “what are you doing?” The lad replies “I’m trying to pull off my penis”. Dad calmly discourages this terrifying concept. Hopefully his future wife appreciates this.

Different topic: I’m thinking about publishing some serialized fiction to this blog, but I’m not sure if I want to cross the streams in that fashion. I try to keep things pg around here, so that would limit the use of foul language and fisticuffs. On the plus side, it might be validating to know I have a small band of people reading the work as it comes out.

I ‘m not really aware of why Ashley Tisdale is famous in the real world, or if she’s a vacuous member of Hollywood’s next-gen brats. I can only judge her by her terrific work as the voice of ‘Candace’ on ‘Phineas and Ferb’, and I think she does a whiz-bang job. Check ‘Phineas and Ferb’ out, you’ll like it.

Game Review: Crackdown 2/Puzzle Quest 2

It’s two reviews in one! Primarily because Crackdown 2 – French/English is nothing special. The original Crackdown was a surprise hit, because expectations were so very very low. It’s first wave of sales was driven almost exclusively by people who wanted the Halo demo that came with it. And when those Halo fans tried out the game that came with their demo, they were delighted to find a fun, jump around supercop game. There were flaws, sure, but it made it by on suprising fun. This time around, there’s no surprise, and a whole lot of expectation, so the weak points are very obvious. The story is so far from the foreground that it’s meaningless. The aiming system stinks, just stinks. And the tone is inconsistent. The idea is that the Agents are supercops who are better than everyone else and detached from humanity. Fine and dandy, it’s a morally grey game. But whenever I accidentally killed some civilians who were eager to leap in front of my car or gun, the big jerk boss voice would scold me, and I would lose a few points. In a game that was trying to give you a real sense of moral choices and consequences, this would make sense, but in this mess it just kept me from driving anywhere, and not using the rocket launcher as much as I wanted to. Crackdown 2 only gets a 6 out of 10. I played it, and finished it, but it wasn’t a satisfying experience, especially for the cost.

Contrast that with Puzzle Quest 2, a game that combines puzzles, and rpg elements like leveling and weapon customization. Win! I bought and played it on Xbox live for about $20.00, and the single player alone was well worth the money. It even held some fun for the wife, so it was a family success too.  A smaller, and cheaper game, it managed to outperform Crackdown 2 in every way except for jumping. There is no jumping in Puzzle Quest 2. I give it an 8 out of 10.

Where is my mind?

Ah yes, scrounging around the couch cushions looking for change.  Or have I already belly ached about money? I have? Hmm. What are the odds that I’d repeat myself?

I am fully instituting a 3 times a week blogging schedule, so be prepared every Monday, Wednesday and Friday to have your socks shifted slightly. If we’re all lucky, the socks will be occasionally rocked right off, but I’m not making any promises.

I wonder if every parent really thinks their child is above average? I’m mildly concerned that school will be a little slower than he can tolerate, since his February birthday means Max will be going into junior kindergarten as a 4 going on 5-year-old. I don’t want to imply that he’s a supergenius, but he’s pretty ahead of the curve in verbal skills and logical reasoning. So, either he’ll be frustrated by his peers at school, or he’ll mold them into his personal army. Go get ’em, son!

On to professional matters: I’m trying to submit story ideas to various publications now, to at least inform them of my existence. Hopefully, a couple of the local ones will throw a bone or two in my direction and I can build a little bit of an employer base to draw work from. I’m not terribly great at chasing down stories. My strengths are more towards the articles-made-to-order.