Hey, soda Jerk! Gimme some cash!

I love to see philanthropy being used as a marketing tool, and I don’t mean that sarcastically. Every company is going to dump millions of dollars into convincing you to buy their widgets and doodads, so when they choose to give money to good causes as a part of that buyer coercion, I’m onboard. TheContinue reading “Hey, soda Jerk! Gimme some cash!”

Fowl Attack! Citizens Unreactive!

London: At least one man was viciously assaulted while on an innocuous trip to a local historical attraction. Residents are advised to be aware of the unpredictable nature of all wild and slightly domesticated animals. An interview with the wounded man follows. Fake News: Sir, please describe the event. Slow-witted father: Well, I saw theContinue reading “Fowl Attack! Citizens Unreactive!”