Putting on your fancy clothes

There’s a scene in the movie “Step Brothers” where Will Farrell’s character decides that he needs to be a grownup, not a 36-year-old man-child, and he asks his therapist for help (I’d put a video clip of it here but I couldn’t find one so you’ll have to make do with a text quote):

“…and the thing I wanna ask you, to help me… To show me how I can be a grown-up. Do I carry my high-school diploma around? What do you do with your hair? What happens if there’s inclement weather? Where do you…? What do you wear? Can you wash clothes in the dishwasher?”

As I gather up my fancy clothes and pack in preparation of my trip to Ottawa for the Liberal convention this weekend, this scene keeps playing through my head. I feel like an old kid sneaking into the grownups party, and I don’t know what I’m doing. How do I properly pack a garment bag? Do I have a garment bag? Will anyone look at my shoes? Don’t mistake this bewilderment for fear or hesitation. I’m very excited, and my excitement is consistently overruling my traditional anxious fretting. Anytime a detail pops into my head that I haven’t really thought about yet, I’m shrugging it away with a simple “I’ll figure it out”. Confidence and excitement are great friends to have along for a trip.

And much more than the political wheeling and dealing and hobnobbing, I’m thrilled to see my nation’s capital. I had never realized how profound my patriotic love of this country really is, but the prospect of seeing the home of our democracy has me giddy. Maybe I’ll walk up Parliament Hill for the first time in my life and I’ll get a face full of icy slush thrown on my by a passing cab, and the illusion will be broken. Even if that happens, I suspect I’m still going to have a pretty inspiring moment.

I’ll try to blog during the weekend, as I get tossed about by the byzantine machinations of the political beast, with people on all sides of me pitching their ideas  trying to sway me to their side. 18 hours ’til Ottawa!


	

It’s not about the facts, jack.

Logic. Reason. The triumph of the intellect over emotion. What a fanciful dream I have held to, where I assumed the majority of humanity are relying on rational evaluation to chart out the course of their lives. Fanciful, and woefully inaccurate.

It’s a positively Victorian perspective, to think of the mind as the ruler of the heart, and for the longest time I have championed the idea that a person’s choices are ultimately made by the rational psyche, overruling the wild gut reactions. This is the kind of belief system that you can only really cultivate by staying isolated away from large groups of people, and avoiding them as they debate and discuss a decision. When you wade into the middle of a large group of people with a startling variety of opinions, you start to realize how disparate we really are. The middle ground that you assume is there for the taking turns out to be a razor-thin strip of land between a countless array of tribes shouting at each other ready to go to war. Once we ally with a side, it’s incredibly difficult to be talked out of that choice.

If you have a chance, read the book “Risk” by Dan Gardner. It talks about the two different decision-making processes that we have: the slow and methodical logical method or “head”, and the quick rough estimate method or “gut”. There’s a lot of evidence that the quick decisions our gut makes are easily influenced, and prone to error because of the complexity of modern life. The snap decisions that would have kept our ancestors safe while hunting and gathering does very little to help us pick a car to buy or to determine how dangerous a disease is. And of course, there are scores of ad men and PR women using those gut reaction triggers to try to shape our decision-making into an outcome that’s favourable to them. As an example, the rate of breast cancer incidence for women under 40 is less than 4%, but almost every breast cancer awareness campaign or donation request will feature a woman in the prime of her life. This makes the gut believe that it’s a disease that affects younger women, when really the biggest risk factor for breast cancer is age  (2/3 of breast cancer cases are in women over the age of 60). And since the gut rates risks to younger people as more serious than risks to the elderly, so you’re more likely to donate more because of this. I’m not singling out cancer charities as the only ones using emotional manipulation as a tactic: everyone selling you something is using your gut reaction to swing the tide in their favour.

The most obvious sign of being manipulated is the use of fear-inducing images and words. When someone declares ominously that there is “chaos lapping at our shores” they’re trying to get your gut to send out a panicked alarm. If your gut gets scared, your head has a heck of a time convincing it to go along with a different decision. And the worst part is that, because fear is such a great selling tool, there is a constant stream of new things being invented to be afraid of. I hope that we reach a point of fear saturation, where our guts just stop flinching so easily when a black and white commercial booms onto the screen to warn you about increasing crime (not true) or huge rise in cancer rates (also not true). But what does our post-fear culture look like,when companies can’t sell you on the menace of germs or daylight robberies or the terrors of restless leg syndrome?

 

My Liberal Party #LPC

(This politically themed post is on request of a loyal reader, so blame him if you don’t like reading my ideological ramblings.)

I was asked by my good friend Roy to describe a liberal party as I would want it to be, and I’ll try my best. One important note is that these ideas are not party-exclusive, so feel free to take them and add them to your views.

I’ll start with the overall guiding ideals that would shape the decision-making process. There are 3 governing traits that define the political experience that I want to be a part of: sensible, responsible, and compassionate.

  • Sensible means making policy and governance decisions based on fact and reason,  and not based on emotion or how many votes it will get you in the next election.
  • responsible means making the decisions that will lead to the greatest increase in the well-being of the Canadian people, even if it’s wildly unpopular with an interest group. The elected officials represent their constituents: not the corporations, not the unions, not any special interest group.
  • Most importantly, compassionate means that every decision is made with the goal of creating a better, more compassionate society for our children. We are a country with great wealth, safety, health, and ability. Our humanity is best defined by the kindness we show others, and as a nation we should pursue that kindness from coast to coast.

These ideals are the ones I try to live by each and every day, and I want any group that I choose to support and work with to reflect these values.

“But these are just vague, ideological musings. Where’s the beef? I want specific policy statements!” you cry, and I will submit to your demands. be warned: there’s nothing radical in my personal platform. Those vague guidelines that I listed above keep me from being too far out on either side of an ideological argument, since I have to keep in mind all sides of an argument before charting my own course. So, in no particular order, a few policy ideas:

  • PAY DOWN DEBT. Tax money paid to service the debt (aka pay the interest) is shameful spending, throwing away the hard-earned money of Canadians, all because the Government spent money they didn’t have. Accumulating debt is a crime against the next generation who will have to deal with your sloppy fiscal policy. Before we make any other fiscal policy changes, we have to get the books in order.
  • Simplify the tax code. Close the loopholes. I won’t ever promise you tax cuts, but I will try to make sure that everyone is paying their fair share.
  • Clean up corporate subsidies. Any government subsidy has to be measured against the long-term value to the community and to Canadians. How many long-term, permanent jobs will be created by the subsidy? If that money would create more long-term, permanent jobs in the public sector, then that’s where the money will go.

More than anything, I believe in a meritocracy, where those with the talent and will to succeed are able to do so, and our society as a whole benefits when we make the barriers to success as few as possible. I want to get everyone to the starting line, and then it’s up to them to go as far as they can. Access to healthcare, education, safe living conditions,  all of these things will get our kids ready to compete.