Chris

A new age of empires?

(I know I should keep my non-writing thoughts to myself, especially the spicy ones. My website should be gentle and kind, filled with posts that inspire people to buy my books. But I love my opinions: I LOVE THEM. Even though I do not research them, and I will change them at the drop ofContinue reading “A new age of empires?”

New book, who dis?

That’s right, audience, I’ve got a brand new book for you to read and enjoy. PLEASE NOTE: this is a detective thriller novel meant for mature cool cats like you. Do not let children/overly sensitive neurotics read Falstaff Gets Found. Its full of nasty words and dirty deeds. Murder, even! Here is the link toContinue reading “New book, who dis?”

Are we pandas?

Is there a species that has, as the kids say. “fallen off” more than the panda? A bear that can’t fight, barely reproduces, and has trouble with basic physical coordination. They fall out of trees and off of playground equipment made for human toddlers. The panda is no longer equipped for survival. It cannot recognizeContinue reading “Are we pandas?”