Author Archives: Chris

I’m not trying to use Orwellian doublespeak on you, I promise. I have to tell you about my toilet troubles. Wait, where are you going? Why are you running away with a disgusted look on your—oh, I get it. I just said that sentence out loud. No, this won’t be a story about bodily functions.Continue reading “When success equals failure”

I have now seen Rise of Skywalker, and it certainly is an ending. I appreciate how impossible the task was, to wrap up a 9 movie series (or 11 movies+countless other official Star Wars projects). No matter what road they took, at least 30% of the fans would hate it. They made their choices, theyContinue reading “5 of my favourite Star Wars moments”

Who fights in slacks? This guy! No, I am not feuding with the organized crime families of Japan (or anywhere else, for that matter). My battle is with the long-running Yakuza video game series. There are 7 games that exist so far (Yakuza 1-6, plus a prequel called Yakuza 0), with Yakuza 7 coming outContinue reading “Loblaw Versus the Yakuza”