Why yes I am feeling more chipper, thank you for asking. And, I have successfully battle a misbehaving machine twice in as many days, and for now it’s submitting to my will and working like a good little washer should. How did it break? well, I am partially an idiot. Not a full idiot, butContinue reading “Take that, stupid machine!”
Author Archives: Chris
Are We Family, or what?
(This is not a particularly cheery post, so feel free to skip it and go do something nice like hugging your kids. I won’t mind.) I should let you know that I’m unqualified to give advice about building healthy relationships with your parents and siblings. I may have already told you that, but I’m sayingContinue reading “Are We Family, or what?”
Next in the series: I am not a Theologian
I have a new theory about the appeal of Scientology. Hopefully it doesn’t cheese Tom Cruise off, but I can’t control what crazy people do. I had a stress headache the other day, lingering around my eyes and making things generally uncomfortable. As I was enduring the admittedly mild suffering and making a very boringContinue reading “Next in the series: I am not a Theologian”
