The good news is that the first draft of my new book “Falstaff Gets Found” is done. The murder rainbow has reached its bloody pot of gold. Soon I will take my editorial hacksaw and mutilate the body until all the bad parts have been lopped off. But before I launch into the grim processContinue reading “The world’s worst query letter”
Author Archives: Chris
The Story Rainbow
(Title note:Boy oh boy I hope LeVar Burton doesn’t have my legs broken for referencing “reading rainbow”. Big fan, Jordi! Totally an homage) The fruits of the newest iteration of my work process: a rainbow of murder! No, wait. That is a terrible name. Forget I said that. Sure, the novel-to-be that’s outlined on the indexContinue reading “The Story Rainbow”
The Christmas Coffee Pot
A few days before Christmas, December 21st to be exact, a disagreement broke out in the Loblaw kitchen. I went for a cup of coffee from our coffee maker and found that there wasn’t a drop to be had. I knew that a pot had just been brewed. In fact, I’d seen my lovely wifeContinue reading “The Christmas Coffee Pot”
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