That’s right, audience, I’ve got a brand new book for you to read and enjoy. PLEASE NOTE: this is a detective thriller novel meant for mature cool cats like you. Do not let children/overly sensitive neurotics read Falstaff Gets Found. Its full of nasty words and dirty deeds. Murder, even!
Here is the link to buy it: Falstaff Gets Found
To give you a better idea of what this thing is about, here’s the back of the book summary for you:
“John Falstaff is dying in the dirt of a Las Vegas scrapyard when The German gives him a job: find the gangbang killer. Reluctantly, Falstaff agrees as his heart stops beating.
Falstaff is no hero. He never wanted to be a detective. He cannot fight. His only true love is whatever dope he can get his hands on. He alternates between running from responsibility and running face first into trouble. But he has two tricks up his sleeve. He can withstand an astounding amount of physical abuse, making him very hard to kill. And he can read the dirty little secrets written all over your face.
If only he could keep his big mouth shut.”
Exciting? DARN TOOTING. And this is only the first book in the series. Get on board now, and look forward to 7 more stories (give or take) featuring our favourite walking disaster, John Falstaff.
If you would like a physical copy and you’re near me, I will directly sell you a copy of the book for $15, which is $10 less than the Amazon Mega-corp will charge you. Take that, Jeff Bezos! Just contact me through the various methods and we’ll set things up.
Chris Loblaw, Author 